You Know You're A Mother When...

...you find your bathroom hand towels being used by your children to clean up rubber cement spills on a carpeted floor.

...your dog's water dish sparkles in the sunlight because of a film of glitter on the surface.

...you find that today's incoming mail brought in by the children, is really today's outgoing mail.

...you realize as you place your child in the carseat for church, he's "going commando" to church, and you don't run inside for a pair of underwear.